how to be human

Mix honey and raw sugar until you get a thick, scrubby paste.
Add some jojoba or sesame oil, and 20-25 drops of lemon essential oil.

Posted by Six at Monday, July 06, 2009 | 0 comments Links to this post    
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Having my giant puppy smash his giant head into my lap and stand there wheezing as I scruffle his neck (scruffle: see, scratch, ruffle, and a combination thereof ).

It is only after a few moments of intense scruffling that I realize that
a) I have soiled myself or
b) the giant puppy has just had a drink and my lady parts are now caked in dog drool

Posted by Six at Saturday, July 04, 2009 | 0 comments Links to this post    
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